For Sale

April 30th, 2008

ScrewBeingSingle.com for sale. This domain name would make an awesome social/dating sort of website or a fun personal blog!

Interested parties may contact nathan.friedly@gmail.com with an offer. Expect to hear back within one week.

Que?

March 6th, 2007

Some of you might be wondering “Where the hell is Aaron now?” Some might be wondering “Where did I put my socks?” And some might be wondering “Now how the hell did the cat get up [i]there[/i]?”

Even as we go through life with such tough questions, it’s good to know that some of them can be answered. In short…I’m moving out. Yeah and most of you might wonder what the hell I did when I posted “Moving on up (and out)” a few (Read: 8) months ago. Well faithful reader…I didn’t do anything, I lost my job and got kicked out of my house so I lived in a car…then went back home and stayed there all comfy until Josh said something about apartments and candy…What I was mostly in for the candy I’m now in for the apartment too…Because I got a job selling internets in Vandalia and I need to live here. So this apartment will be shared by 4 guys who from this point on shall be known to Wayne estates by our biblical names: Pestilence, Hunger, War, and Death. So stop by if you can find us…Or if you know my number and call me and ask where I live and get directions…Something like that.

And about that last question, they’re very nimble…It’s all in the whiskers.

PS. Brick is quite possibly the most generous person ever…because of him we have the deposit to this apartment and the ability to not have 4 people living in one room anymore. If you’re a female…Give him sexings…He deserves it…If you’re male…Give him money and tell him it’s from me.

This is for you Lynn

September 25th, 2006

What? A post? Here?

Can’t be true….Well it is.

Things have been going well-ish in life, since I was homeless for about 2 months I got a job at Spencers gifts, and played around there for a while untill I answered an ad in the paper for a job at a distribution center…Yeah, I thought it would be bitch work too…But it turns out that I’m in sales now. Fun huh? So now I travel around and sell air purification and cleaning systems. It’s a cool gig with room for growth and such (Things my old jobs had not) and I get to visit and talk to a lot of people on a regular basis (I love talking to people). On the dating front I am in quite the slump, In addition to a Blind date ending up with my date making out with some other guy…It appears that I just SUCK at picking up women. Talk about a hit to the confidence level. So if any of you lovely ladies that follow my life and adorn your walls with pictures and musings of me…Yeah we can date now I won’t mind it at all…I’m also a great kisser ;)

Trust me, I am

Operation Purple/Camp Birth-control

July 17th, 2006

This blog has nothing to do with the one below it(Which was a success) …Sorry to dissapoint all of you.

So I went to camp…I get there thinking…Okay, nothing can be as bad as last year…Right? haha once again life proved me wrong by kicking me in the teeth and telling me to sit down and enjoy the ass beating. The only part of enjoyment of this year was hanging out with the people from last year and metting new people and DRILLING haha! Drilling made everthing worthwhile, I’m not a malevolent person, But you know…Somthing about me just enjoys making kids drill untill they start crying in desperation (Not my fault they can’t figure out a straight line…) So thats me, Other than that I got fired, kicked out of my house and my girlfriend fucked some other dude…So yeah!

 

Comments Plz? 

Operation DeTox

April 26th, 2006

So I’m starting a project…I’m going to call it operation DeTox and it’s probably going to be the toughest thing I’ve ever done. What is operation DeTox you ask? First I’ll give you a little foreground on what made me decide to do this… I was driving today and looked around at my car, it was almost nothing but pop bottles/cans and fast food wrappers…tough huh? I realized that I imbibe more fast food in a day than any normal person should in a week…(about 2 meals). So what am I going to do about it? First I’m going to change this song…..there. Now I’m going to stop Eating fast food and drinking pop…Woah…Serious eh?

That’s what I thought.

Can I do it? An entire 30/31 days without A McChicken (Yes Microsoft….I know that’s not a real word) or a Coke to drink

Anything, No more greasy fries or that Mt. Dew pick-me-up in the morning, Thoughts? Leave me some comments and tell me what you think, I’ll be glad to accept cash bets =)

And remember, The DeTox starts May 1st

But as for now…I’ve got sunshine in a bag and my future is comin’ on, Peace

Movin on up! (and out)

April 6th, 2006

No that title isn’t about me getting fat…Shut up

It’s about me trying to find an apartment and or place to live…yeah it comes the time to tell my parents Au Revior and get to leavin the nest…to my own bitchin batchlors pad of course. The only problem is that I can’t seem to find a decent place to live, I have some roomates, furniture, a budget, and a car…I just need a place to put it all.

So I guess this is kind of a plea…If you know of anywhere that 3 guys could crash for a reasonable price just leave a comment below and I hope It’ll help

Thanks, and once again…Try the veal, nothing says “Delicious” like the taste of butchered youth

A baby seal walks into a club….

March 19th, 2006

So I know it’s been kinda really long since I posted last…but I was really waiting for somthing cool to happen. But before I delve into story time…I have some shoutouts: First one goes to the one and only Bob Frantz, probably the only adult person that reads this blog, also to Aisha, Christina, Betsy, Melanie, Amanda, Dylan, Josh, And Chad…and that lady at the movie theater that reminded me to give Chad gas money.

 So last night a group of people decided to go on a date…I was paired with Aisha, Chad and Christina, Dylan and Betsy, and the gay kid all by himself…this was not a problem, the only problem was that the Ford Focous we were driving was only made to comfortably fit like…4 people…we had seven, needless to say I think we’re all a little bit closer now. So after the clown car incident we arrived at the movie theatre (See the ‘e’ thats class!) And proceeded to watch “Failure to launch” Great movie except for the fact that it broke my life long goal of never seeing Terry Bradshaw’s exposed ass…Yeah….I’ll leave you to think about that, after the movie we went for coffee and games at ’The Night Sky’ AKA the best coffee house in Troy…(just an FYI I am a god at Stratego and will gladly accept any challengers) Then we went to another shopping outlet, this time Wal-Mart and had some fun there…From what I hear, Dylan actually built a fort in some area…but thats him, and after that I went home and slept…end of story yay  

<3 <3

Kiss me! I’m 1/64th Irish!

March 11th, 2006

Just kidding, I have a pure english background…but you can still kiss me, If you’re a girl that is…I don’t dig the whole Bi thing

 

And neither should you, No matter how hot he/she is.

So I went bowling last night with those caraaazzzy kids up in Tipp City and had a really good time, I got to meet two new people, that one guy that got kicked in the junk, and Aisha the bestest girl ever just for the sole reason that she has ADD like me and people who are like me are intrinsically cool like that.

After we went bowling we went to Meijer(s) (Take that betsy!) and played a game of hide-and-go-seek within the store…then me and Ashia wandered around and slow danced by the romance novels, I got a massage from the massage chair and threatened by betsy…then I went home, and then proceeded to go to work, which is where I sit right now typing this post and contemplating if I should go get more free olive garden or not…I think not for now…but who knows!

 

Once again, Shout outs go to (in order of appearance in my brain) Amanda & Melanie (coolest sisters ever), Aisha, Ian (the guy that got tagged), Betsy, Dylan…and anyone else who wants to pretend that I said their name.  Oh…And Josh Vance…the only gay guy that I’ll tolerate

(Insert Cool Title Here)

March 8th, 2006

So, This week…er…Day, Shout-outs go to all the gals up north, and me because I love me

Anywho, Dylan came over last night, we had a good time playing Morrowind and B&W2, and eating taco creations.

Oh…and I’m pretty sure I pissed some people off, if you’re reading this and you know who you are then I’m sorry, if you don’t know who you are then I didn’t offend you well enough and if you fit in neither of the catagories…good for you.

Leave me some comments, Kick an orpan…and Listen to “Panic! At the disco” They’re better than tacos and cake combined…Seriously

Gimmie Malice

March 6th, 2006

So…You may have noticed that the photo album is up…or you may not have, cause you suck…If you’re one of the many that suck just look over at the side and click on the blue thing that says somthing about pictures

 

Anyways, Dance = Good

Booze = Better

Booze + Gay kid = Hilarity

 And for another math lesson, tune in next week when we learn about the amazing subtraction problems that hitler solved